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Moment Messages


August 2007

 

IMPORTANT RECALL NOTICE

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed "Sub
-sequential Internal  Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behavior

6. Depression or confusion in the mental Component

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer is providing factory-authorized repair and
  service free of charge to correct this S.I.N. defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once
  connected, please upload your burden of S.I.N. by accessing the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the S.I.N. defect is, Jesus will
  replace it with:
 

 1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

4. Patience

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers'
  Instructions before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
  correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall
  action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The S.I.N. defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

GOD

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
  important recall notice, and you may contact the Father at any time by "knee-mail".

 

 
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