Friends, the sayings and quotes from this page were compiled from
a variety of different sources.

Then was our mouth filled with laughter... Psalms 126:2a
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine... Proverbs 17:22a
A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance... Proverbs 15:13a
To everything there is a season, and a time to every
purpose under the heaven:... and a time to laugh... Ecclesiastes 3:1 & 3:4b

Profanity is the effort of a feeble mind to express it’s self forcibly.
A politician is one who talks about one thing and speaks about another.
Give God what's right -- not what's left.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
Most people want to serve God but only in an advisory position.
Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.
Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door for a lifetime.

A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write his sermon.
"How do you know what to say?" he asked.
"Why, God tells me!" "Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?"

The Sunday school Teacher asked,
"Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
"No sir," little Johnny replied, "I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook."
A committee is the unwilling, asking the unfit to do the unnecessary.
They take down minutes and waste hours.
If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns
If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way, but never forget to remember the blessings that come each day.
2006, Search The Word Ministry