Friends, the sayings and quotes from this page were compiled from
|Profanity is the effort of a feeble mind to express it’s self forcibly.|
|A politician is one who talks about one thing and speaks about another.|
|Give God what's right -- not what's left.|
|He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.|
|Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.|
|WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.|
|Most people want to serve God but only in an advisory position.|
|Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.|
|Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.|
|Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.|
|Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.|
|Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door for a lifetime.|
A boy was watching his father, a pastor, write his sermon.
|The Sunday school Teacher asked,
"Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
"No sir," little Johnny replied, "I don't have to. My Mom is a good cook."
|A committee is the unwilling, asking the unfit to do the unnecessary.
They take down minutes and waste hours.
|If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns|
|If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.|
|Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way, but never forget to remember the blessings that come each day.|
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