Friends, the sayings and quotes from this page were compiled from
a variety of different sources.

Then was our mouth filled with laughter... Psalms 126:2a
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine... Proverbs 17:22a
A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance... Proverbs 15:13a
To everything there is a season, and a time to every
purpose under the heaven:... and a time to laugh... Ecclesiastes 3:1 & 3:4b

People will do what you inspect, not what you expect!

Don't fret if your tasks are hard and your rewards are few,
the Great Oak was once a NUT like you!

Some church members are Kodak Christians,
overexposed or undeveloped.

Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it

We teach what we know but reproduce what we are.

Like cars, backsliders begin to miss before they quit.

Hats off to the past and coats off to the future.

A half-truth is really a whole lie.

One reason for doing the right thing today is tomorrow.

A little flattery now and then makes big fools of little men.

As a pastor, I would rather tone down a fanatic than to
heat up a corpse.

"You'd be surprised how you can forget the things
you don't want to remember."

                                             - David Johnson

Limelight-I-us is a spiritual sickness, which grows on us when we
need the applause of men instead of the approval of God.

A committee unknowingly may be the unwilling, asking the unfit to
do the unnecessary. They take down minutes and waste hours.

Most of us started out with nothing, and still have most of it.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands
of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks the slowest.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?

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