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|If you give the devil an inch, he'll take the ruler.|
|If the shoe fits, get another one like it.|
|The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.|
|God does love everyone, but probably prefers
"the fruits of the spirit" to "religious nuts!"
|Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited -
until you try to sit in their pews.
|The good Lord did not create anything without a purpose,
but mosquitoes come close.
|The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up the congregation:
"And in conclusion!"
|To make a long story short, don't tell it!|
|We are called of God to be witnesses,
not lawyers and judges.
|Forbidden fruits create many jams.|
|God grades on the cross and not on the curve.|
|Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
It had to be Samson because he brought the house down!
|What do they call pastors in Germany?
|Some church members are concrete members,
thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
|Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some just do not have film.
|Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.|
|It is said that if you lined up all the cars in the world, end to end,
someone would be dumb enough to try and pass them!
|What kind of man was Boaz before he married? Ruthless!!|
|Contentment is seeing what you have and not ordering anything else.|
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