Friends, the sayings and quotes from this page were compiled from
a variety of different sources.

Then was our mouth filled with laughter... Psalms 126:2a
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine... Proverbs 17:22a
A merry heart maketh a cheerful countenance... Proverbs 15:13a
To everything there is a season, and a time to every
purpose under the heaven:... and a time to laugh... Ecclesiastes 3:1 & 3:4b

If you give the devil an inch, he'll take the ruler.
If the shoe fits, get another one like it.
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
God does love everyone, but probably prefers
"the fruits of the spirit" to "religious nuts!"
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited -
until you try to sit in their pews.
The good Lord did not create anything without a purpose,
but mosquitoes come close.
The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up the congregation:
"And in conclusion!"
To make a long story short, don't tell it!
We are called of God to be witnesses,
not lawyers and judges.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
God grades on the cross and not on the curve.
Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
It had to be Samson because he brought the house down!
What do they call pastors in Germany?
German Shepherds
Some church members are concrete members,
thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some just do not have film.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
It is said that if you lined up all the cars in the world, end to end,
someone would be dumb enough to try and pass them!
What kind of man was Boaz before he married? Ruthless!!
Contentment is seeing what you have and not ordering anything else.
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